User:Lexi rox sox/WHY LEXI IS COOLER THAN YOU

lexi is cooler than you for so many reasons, i wil have to makea list!!!!

1.you arent nice

2.you dont have beautiful physical featurres

3. i am pretty

4. you hav toe fungus

5. santa doesnt beleive in you

6. i feel like being cooler than you

7. pokemon action!!!! - I NEED YOU PIKACHU!!! :)

8. BUUBLES THE DINOSAUR

9. my amazing MONKEY OCTOPUS!!!!

10. im funny and your not

11. becuse smurf said so =P

12. cuz shortie like memory in my head that i cant keep out got me singin now

13. (not gonna write one for 13 its BAD LUCK!!!)

14. i know all the words to the song handlebars

15. I SHOT THE SHERIFF, BUT I DID-NT SHOOT THE DEPUTY, OOO-OOO-OOOOOOOOOO

16. yea boi!!