George Bush

George Bush is a mutated cookie. He started out as a cookie. However, John McMillan farted on it, and it mutated. He became a person. Cubonestar babysat him when he was 36 years old, until he decided to become president. So he went to the Bob Canoe and asked Miley Cyrus. She said, "Bob is the Chosen One!" Bush became extremely sad for some reason, and became president.

Later in life
George Bush was eventually muated back into a cookie again, so he stepped out of office. He then went to fight a war over a piece of a lolipop, AKA World War lll. He killed Miley Cyrus. After that he made a poo.