You say tomato...

WHAT EXACTLY IS A TOMATO? A simple fruit? The basic building block of ketchup? A fun object useful for throwing when extremely ripe? NO!

What tomatoes really are
TOMATOES are NONE OF THAT!

They're... aliens.

In fact, a closer examination of the subject will reveal the truth.

There are far too many unexplained, so called convenient truths about tomatoes then can be explained. For instance, they have a skin that neatly holds them together but inside they're a mushy mess. VERY alien-like. Also, they seem to show up at almost every meal in some way - French fries, pizza, sandwiches, salads, scrambled eggs, virtually everything! What better way to observe us than to be invited to virtually every meal?