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Hi there! '''Welcome to our wiki,, and thank you for your contributions! There's a lot to do around here, so I hope you'll stay with us and make much more trash. Just remember, this is a humor wiki, so you can do whatever you want as long as you don't do any inappropriate stuff.'''


 * Recent changes is a great first stop, because you can see what pages other people have been editing, and where you can help.


 * Questions? You can ask at the Help desk or on the "discussion" page associated with each article, or post a message to the head honcho!


 * Need more help? The Community Portal has an outline of the site and links to pages to help you learn how to edit.


 * Please sign in every time you edit, so that we can recognize an established user. It's still OK to edit unregistered, however.

I'm really happy to have you here, and look forward to working with you!