Fartbow

The Fartbow is a rainbow of farts. After farts have had their time stinking, they go on a two-minute-long journey. This is to get to the Fartbow.

Bob
Bob is the Chosen One of the Fartbow Prophecy. The Fartbow was shattered into 7 pieces when John McMillan's fart arrived (the same fart that mutated George Bush). Bob was chosen to restore the Fartbow. The Brotherhood of Cheese Named Jordan keeps preventing him, though.