User blog:The (50 yr old) Man/Unbelievable you say??? Perhaps...perhaps not

The story of the unnerving and unbelievable and spectattacular envent sof the envinege onf januanry 14th 1793 when I, as a 13 year old lad, took it upon myself to save the entire free world by riding around the entire world, yes aorund the entire world in a leaky old, decrepid BOB canoe. As a young lad, I tell you. I opposed the Kaiser himself - looked him square in the eye and ultimatly turned him from a tough bully into a small wimpering pup. All due to the incredible, powerful, some say magical nature of yes...the...BOB...Canoe