User:Chris Cosmos

Cubonestar, ruler of all the Universe, owns this wiki. No matter how many times it is said otherwise, Cubonestar is the ultimate, supreme ruler of all things internet. Chris Cosmos on the other hand is just a lazy hobo who pretends to be the ultimate and vandalizes this wiki. A short list of accomplishments and accolades, also known as total lies, are listed here.

-Totally killed the Cyclops with a spoon, a rolled up newspaper and a small dog named Toto.

-Was responsible for the curing of cancer, but lost interest and now he is the evilest man in the Universe.

-MADE JACKSON A BUREAUCRAT

That is all.