User:The (50 yr old) Man

Hello. I am Cubonestar's OLD father, calling himself hip for some reason and embarasses Cubonestar to death with his rock band, "Tom and the Dolls".

Actually, I think Cubonestar is jealous. Why? Lot's of very convincing reasons - my gray hair, my obvious coolness, the 'Dolls' in my band, the fact that I know how to hold a guitar the right way, and on and on and on...