Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus is a perfect example of a hobo, although unlike most hobos, she does not have a beard. She is a singer in a parallel universe, although in reality she was sent to war (World War lll) and was killed by George Bush. But, eventually, she gets reborn and her crazy fans rip off her scalp and that sentences her to a certian bald death. We miss Miley... NOT!