Chicken Dance

The Chicken Dance is the very force that holds the Universe together.

History
Before the Big Bang, there were several attempts to create the Universe, all failed. The Big Bang happened when chickens, the very first lifeform, started dancing. The more they danced, the more the Universe expanded.

To this day, chickens are at the center of the Universe, dancing to make to Universe continue to expand.

Humans
Unfortunately, many humans do not know that doing the Chicken Dance can solve all the problems in the world. Sadly, the sacred dance turned out to be very mocked in human culture. As small human children are typically taught the Chicken Dance, they are usually happy. However, this can create some problems, such as making them so unexposed to bad things that they throw terrible fits when bad things do happen. As humans grow up, they normally stop doing the Chicken Dance. As a result, they are less happy yet more prepared for bad things.