The REAL Barbie Song

The Gods of everything, better known as Cubonestar and Lexi rox sox, have composed the REAL Barbie Song, which was not approved by the president of the Barbie company, so Cubonestar bombed its (the thing's a genderless NEWT) home.

Lyrics
I'm a Barbie horse

With a bathroom with a shower.

It's almost time for,

My drinking hour!

Watch me sing this song

That I sing in the shower:

La la la la la,

la la la la!